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White Ash

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A lightweight V-neck tee made for people who love offbeat humor and inside jokes. The front sports a vertical purple bar with the phrase “WORDS YOU’LL LEARN AFTER 40” and four playful, neon-green faux-words beside small line-drawn faces — an ironic, self-aware nod to getting older while keeping a bright, silly spirit. The retail V-neck silhouette and soft 100% cotton hand make it easy to wear layered under a jacket or solo on warm days. Breathable and slightly fitted, it feels lived-in from the first wear and holds its shape thanks to side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder taping. Ethically made and lightweight, this tee blends comfort, personality, and a little bit of irreverence for anyone who likes to laugh at aging instead of taking it too seriously.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable, everyday wear
- Retail V-neck silhouette with side seams for a flattering, stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label and ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP certified)
- Heather blends available (52/48 or 90/10) and complies with adult flammability requirements

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat