{"product_id":"perinormal-canvas-tote-bag-funny-paranormal-podcast-shopper","title":"Is This Perinormal? Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Perimenopausal Shopper","description":"Light, durable, and quietly expressive — this cotton canvas tote slips into everyday life and steadily holds the things that matter. The natural heavyweight canvas feels substantial in your hand and the flat-corner construction keeps books, groceries, and projects neatly stacked. Subtle graphic details on the front add a touch of personality without shouting, while long self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching make shoulder carrying comfortable for commuting, markets, and campus routes. Choose natural for a classic, lived-in look or black for a sleeker, urban feel. Built to be used and loved, this tote grows more characterful with each outing.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability and structure\n- Flat-corner construction for tidy, space-efficient storage\n- Long self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable shoulder carry\n- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label and India-sourced blank\n- Adult-sized, heavy-weight fabric that withstands daily use\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":64352338051441,"sku":"31005966767884995894","price":26.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1030\/6646\/8721\/files\/5472925675280325119_2048.jpg?v=1786034084","url":"https:\/\/isthisperinormalstuff.com\/products\/perinormal-canvas-tote-bag-funny-paranormal-podcast-shopper","provider":"Is This Perinormal Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}